I am not a turkey I am a Pilipino girl! I can’t be a turkey. Don’t tell anyone but I have a mask and an outfit. I don’t look like a turkey…well…maybe I do. I am too busy to be cooked. I am too hot and fanning myself. I don’t even have a beak or a wattle! I even have hair and earrings.

I am not a turkey I am a fairy! I make really good things happen. Why do you call me a turkey? Don’t you see my wings and wand? You see I have no time to be a turkey. I also fly with my wings. Watch me fly. See I am flying. I balance good and bad. If a bad person comes and steals something I will use my wand to make them trip and make the stuff land safely. If you think I am a turkey just tell everyone I am not. 

I am not a turkey I am a snowman! Why do you think I am a turkey? I am cold and all white. Turkeys don’t have hats. Turkey’s don’t have a scarf. Not even shoes, or a carrot, or buttons. Why do you think I am a turkey? Ha ha. Don’t think I am a turkey!

I am not a turkey I am a lady! If you think I am a turkey please think about it. I don’t have a wattle and a beak but a turkey has a wattle and a beak. If I were a turkey I wouldn’t have a dress and a hat with me because I would be a turkey. I am a lady but not regular ladies because my hair is a rainbow, see? Plus I have a pink mouth. Turkey’s don’t have pink mouths. Are you sure you think I’m a turkey because I am not. Also if you think I am a turkey I am too talkative to be a turkey. I don’t like it when you call me a turkey!

I am not a turkey I am a ballerina. I can twirl and dance on the stage. I can’t gobble or fly. I do not have feathers or a beak. How dare you call me a turkey!

I am not a turkey I am a princess! I have a pet bird named Lily. I go to balls and parties. I call maids and tell them what to do. My castle is white. My bedroom is pink and white. My bed is very soft. I have lots of makeup. My favorite kind of makeup is perfume. My favorite colors are blue, pink, purple and green. I do not have bangs but I have long hair. The queen has a baby. Don’t cook or catch me. Do turkeys wear dresses?

I am not a turkey I am a ballerina! I have a crown and fancy ballerina skirt. I have a hairstyle too. It is a bun. I put on makeup too. I put on lipstick and long eye lashes. I have a ribbon on my skirt, a necklace, and a ribbon on my shoe. I don’t have any feathers ok! The ribbon on my skirt is pink. My skirt is black. I am very good at ballet ok! My name is Lily. I have a ribbon hair clip. My crown is very, very tall and so, so, so pretty

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I am not a turkey I am a ninja! If you’re a ninja where are your sword and ninja blades? Can you jump very high? Also I am an undercover turkey. I search for bad guys. Please do not tell anyone that I am a turkey.

I am not a turkey I am a Lego Man! I can talk because my dad is a wizard. I go to Lego Land every day.  My home is Lego Land, that is why I go there every day. Why do you think I am a turkey? I don’t have a beak. I don’t say gobble all the time. I can’t talk any more. I’m going to be a bot. I’m at the new home and I’m going to be built. They made a car for me. It’s very fast. I don’t think they know I’m a turkey yet.

I am not a turkey I am a hula girl! Why do you think I am a turkey? How dare you call me a turkey? Can’t you see I have hair and I have a flower in my hair? Turkeys don’t wear skirts and I am wearing a skirt. I spend my time dancing. I don’t have time to squawk and gobble all day! Oh no, I have a beak! Maybe I do look a little bit like a turkey. Quick, hide me please! Oh, maybe I can hide my beak by painting it the color of my skin, but I don’t have any paint. Help!

I am not a turkey I am a ninja! I can camouflage in the night. I do not have a wattle. Ninjas have ninja stars. Turkeys do not have ninja stars. Turkeys have feathers. Ninjas have no feathers. I have a mask. Turkeys don’t. Ninjas are speedy. I have a weapon. I have a black belt. I fight enemies, turkeys don’t. How dare you call me a turkey? Ninjas wear black, entirely black. I come out at night. Ninjas go back in at morning sometimes.

I am not a turkey I am a Lego machine. How dare you call me a turkey! You could take me apart. Somebody is also controlling me. I do not have feathers or a wattle. You are mean!

I am not a turkey I am a baseball player! I play baseball in summer. I do not have a beak. Baseball players don’t have a beak. I don’t have a wattle. My shirt is brown, pink, green and orange. My pants are blue and my socks are dark blue. My number is 14. Maybe I still look like a turkey. Help!

I am not a turkey I am a ninja! How am I a turkey? Please do not touch my weapon. How dare you call me a turkey! Ignore my feathers, I just bought a bunch of feathers today and I glued them to my costume.

I am not a turkey I am a ninja! How dare you call me a turkey? Turkeys have wings and I have arms. Turkeys are not red and turkeys don’t wear belts. Turkeys also have wattles and I don’t. I also sneak around to fight bad guys and turkeys don’t. I’ll just tell you a little secret, actually I am a turkey but remember not to tell anyone.

I am not a turkey I am a ninja! I go sneaking in people’s houses. I have swords on my back. I have a black suit so I sneak in people’s houses. You can’t find me, I am going to find you!

I am NOT a turkey I am an Indian! I live in a tee-pee and wear clothes. I have feathers in my headband. I am not a turkey and on Thanksgiving I ate turkey! I hunt and pick berries. I ate a dinner with the pilgrims. I taught the pilgrims a lot. I do not have any feathers on my bottom, and I work hard. So why would you think I am a turkey?

I am NOT a turkey I am a bee! I have wings. I like to fly. Stop! I do not like people touching my wings. I like to get pollen. Do not tell that I am a turkey!

I am not a turkey I am a hip hop dancer. I do hip hop moves and everybody loves my super hip hop moves. Do turkey carry radios and wear shoes? I don’t think so! Hip hop is my favorite thing that I want to do, do you think turkeys can dance?

I am not a turkey I am an Army man! I fight our enemies and I protect America from harm. I don’t let bad guys pass. How can I be a turkey?

I am not a turkeyI am a princess! I go to balls and parties. Can't you see my dress and my crown? I do not have feathers or a wattle. I am a princess dancer. I do not have skinny feet.

I am NOT a turkey!  I am a penguin. I am very short because I ama baby. I waddle, I do not have a wattle. Stop saying I am a turkey! I am a real penguin!  Why would you eat a penguin? That's gross!

I am not a turkey I am a ballarina!  Why do you think I am a turkey?  I don't have a wattle. I don't have feathers either. No one will cook me for Thanksgiving!  Thanksgiving is fun. We celebrate it too. I won't be cooked ever!

I am not a turkey!  I have powers. I save people. I fight crime. I have no feathers. See, I am Green Lantern. I have a ring. It is green. that does not mean I am married. Turkeys do not have powers!

I am not a turkey I am a princess! Can't you see my hair and my hat?  I am too busy to be cooked because I am at parties. I live on a farm so they might really know I am a turkey.