Mr. Lynch was born in Alaska in 1925. He went to school at Hogwarts 
School of Wizardry from 1936-1943. He served in the Navy for 13 years and 
then became a professional bodybuilder in 1956. After winning the title of 
Mr. Universe for five years in a row, he retired from bodybuilding and 
joined the circus. He ate fire for three years and then was a tightrope 
walker for another four years. In 1968, he moved to Florida where he 
secretly taught Russian to U.S. astronauts. In 1974, he moved to Argentina 
and started an organization to save South American rainforests. In 1985, he 
moved back to the United States and was a football mascot (an aardvark) for 
a high school in Nebraska. He gave up his mascot job in 1988 and became a 
professional wrestler for the WWF. In 1996, he retired from wrestling and 
moved to New York where he sold hot dogs at Yankee Stadium. In 2002, he 
became a teacher in Middlefield, CT where he taught 5th grade for seven 
years. Now he is in his ninth year of teaching and second year at Thompson
Brook School.