Kindergarten Quotes
Can you guess who said these?
2008-2009
"My grandma is going to have a baby. She's going to be in the hospital for
two years!"
"I live in the United States of Great America, and I went on the Viper!"
"I have something on my teeth...it's plaque!"
"Is popcorn fattening?"
"So Mrs. Stephan...is this where you work? Do you live here?"
2007-2008
"I never want to see another granola bar again!"
"One time my uncle took off his shoe, put hot sauce on it, and took a bite!"
2005-2006
"I always play and it makes me forget things."
"I didn't do my exercises this morning. I do them every day so my body is
stretched out!"
2004-2005
"Polish is when you mix English and Spanish together."
(I asked the class)"What day is it today?", and a student said
enthusiastically "It's garbage day!" (I was looking for the word Wednesday)
(to the class)"Who remembers what word is in every book you read?" (I was
looking for the word 'the'), a child responded "Play" I said "Is 'play' in
every single book you ever read?" he said "It's in every book in my house!"
"I think my mom bought these cupcakes at Menards!"
"We're burning up like chickens!" (outside in the sun)
"I already know my left from my right!" (said at kindergarten open
house while holding up the opposite hands)
2001-2002
"My dad told me not to tell, but I'm a real superhero!"
"These are sure called crackers 'cause they crack up."
"Every night I have to use a fertilizer to help me breathe."
"I love Aaron Carter, do you? He's my biggest fan!"
"I'm so happy I can feel it down to my toes!"
"You like Britney Spears? So does my dad!"
(describing someone to Mrs. Stephan)"She looks just like you, but her hair's
combed."
"On the weekends my mom doesn't have to do anything!"
"Did you know I can scratch my head with my feet?"
"This book is so funny, it's giving me goosebumps!"
"I have a dog, so I know how dogs feel. Rottweilers don't feel
good."
"The glue doesn't like it when you take off it's head!"
MORE TO COME!