Which team wins ocean soccer?
Nobody.  The score is always tide.

Which fish is the best fighter?
The swordfish

Why aren't fish good gardeners?
Too many seaweeds

Why didn't George Washington need a bed?
Because he would never lie. 

 

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom

 

What explorer discovered the world was round?

Sir Cumference

 

What kind of dog does a vampire have?

A bloodhound

 

What's a monster's favorite vegetable?

Candy corn

 

How does a skeleton call his mummy?

On his cell bone

 

What is a witch's favorite game?

Hide and shriek