| Something extra special from Tommy Cummins
Mr. S
S- Science, Mr. Science
T- Terrific teaching star
R- Resepcting the laws of science
I- Inconceivably scientifically smart
P- Periodic table master
P- Policing the scientific world
O- Omnipotent god of science
L- Loving and compassionate
I- Inspiring Starbucks driver
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The latest additions at the end of the 2006 school year, mostly from
graduating seniors taking physics are tributes to Mr. S. (thanks :)) There
are a few from chem students.
Acids and bases
Autoionization
Power of pH
Dear Dr. Goodstein,
Your voice is that of angels
Let's make a rock group
Outside Hoboken
A boy genius tie dyes shirts
Jersey remembers
Is that lad Albert?
No, a physicist indeed
It is Striiippoli!
Dawn breaks in La Luz
Strippoli shaves his head bald
He's such a poser!
Chemistry and cheese
delicious combination
mmm, mmm, that's damn good!
Mr. Striiippoli
better beer from your barrels
yeast ferments on top.
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New Haiku.. 2006
From Chemistry haiku master Sam Braun
Mr. Strippoli
Master of the lab
Teach us chemistry
Chemistry class
Dangerous chemicals
Wear eye protection
Burned my finger!
Spilled chemicals on me!
Washing station now!
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Referring to the morning temperatures in our classroom from Kym Woolam...
I am very cold
I don't know what to do now
Turn up the heat, wow!
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From an anonymous female in E block...
When in doubt, find moles
That is what Strippoli says.
Yeah for molar mass!
Stoichiometry
Mass to moles and moles to mass,
Amazing learning!
Mr. Strippoli
you grace us with your knowledge
chem class is delight!
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The Haiku's below are written on the spot, courtesy of Dominic Riccobene,
Kate Levy, Mikey Rempen and others. There are a few chemistry additions.
Scroll to the very bottom for the latest entries.
NEW... Dominic Ricobene returns... scroll down to see his latest "college
level" haiku.
Monday, Jan. 31 (Mikey)
Energy and work
Moose for the next thirty-five miles
Lead us, Mr. S!
Thursday, Dec. 16
Go bungee jump go!
We hurl action figures
Please do not hurt them.
Tuesday, Dec. 14 (after an impulse-momentum lab)
The lab will not work
The graphs are unreadable
Please help, science man
Monday, Dec. 6 (physics- Kate Levy)
Oh, mass on the move.
Newton's laws are everywhere
Don Strip loves physics!
Conserve momentum
Big trains destroy puny men
We love Bill's bow tie!
Monday, Nov. 22 (physics- Dominic Ricobene)
Hoopie problem sets
Knock on my groovy headbone
Stop it daddio!
Monday, October 25 (physics class)
Soccer balls fly up
Skimming the blue, blue heaven,
They reach their apex.
Nov. 3, 2004
Nick is always wrong.
Nick is no friend of physics
Newton still loves him.
Nov. 8, 2004
An object at rest,
Will stay at rest, Mr. S.
But how can that be?
Nov. 10, 2004
I like Logger Pro,
It helps me with my physics.
Hear it make noises!
I piss off a cliff
What is the velocity?
Please look out below...
Kate doesn't get it
How can she get the answer?
It doesn't make sense
Too many atoms
In this physics class today
How will we survive?
From Chemistry student (October 2004)
In Chemistry class
We learn too much science stuff
I want explosions!
-Justin Hertel (with help from Emily Robinson)
Acids and bases!
Experiments with pH
Kill the aliens!
April 14th 2005, Scott Rivera (you had to be there to understand this one)
March 28, 2006
By Dominic Riccobene...
Physics on the brain:
Pancake, Screws, Lipton Iced Tea.
Projectile motion.
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