When you cross a street you should c# or you will Bb!!! What will happen if you drop a piano down a mineshaft?......you get Abm! (A flat minor) Why did the French Woodpecker fly down the Hudson River? .................He wanted to Tap-on-zee-bridge. What animals are not allowed in school? ..... Cheetah's What kind of fish has two knees?.......... A two knee fish. You can tune a piano...but you can't tune a fish. Why is your nose only 2 inches? ....... If it was 12 inches it would be a foot! What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? ...... Nothing they just waved! What happens to turtles who act funny? ....... They get TOAD! How do you get a tissue to dance? .......Put a little boogie in it!