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Ask Agatha (5th edition!)

The 2nd quarter student staff will hopefully start answering
questions soon...

 Q- Are you Alyssa Coffaro?
 A- NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Q- how do you get the Agatha job?
 A-Get good grades, ask Mr.Renner for the job, and be awesome!!!!!

 Q-I hit on a guy in West Virginia?
 A-Thank you for sharing this thought with me.

 Q-I am hungry in class. What should I do?
 A-Eat more for breakfast, don't think about food, & win Mr. Renner's jolly
ranchers in jollly rancher reviews.

 Q-I try really hard to eat dinner but my mommy is terrible at cooking! I'm
tired of green bean caserole! Help!!
 A-If you have a dog, tell your dog to come under the table and fefed it to
him. If you don't have a dog, eat it with your nose shut because you can't
taste with your nose shut.

 Q-Why are apples sour?
 A-Apples are sour because that is how they are grown!

 Q-My pants ripped during gym. What should I do?
 A-Wear stronger pants with no holes.

 Q- I am sleepy all the time, my favorite color is black like the sky. What
should I do?
 A-Go to bed earlier or drink coffee or Mountain Dew every morning to keep
you awake.

 Q-I'm obsessed with Barney. What should I do?  
 A-Do you have any younger siblings? If so, go out of the room when they are
watching Barney and avoid anything that has to do with Barney.

 Q-I love the Jonas Brothers and Taylor Swift. They both have concerts in 2
weeks but they are at 2 different places at the same time. What should I do?
 A-Go to the Taylor Swift concert because personally I like it better.

 Q-I like a boy in my class but he hates me. What should I do?
 A-FOCUS on school work!!!!!!!!!!!! Someday maybe he'll like you.

 Q-All of my stuff keeps getting stolen. What should I do? 
 A-Ask a friend to help you get organized and keep your stuff away form
whoever is steeling it.

 Q-Agatha, how are you?
 A-We're fine, thanks for asking!!

 Q-Who's Agatha? Whats your name, grade, and homeroom?
 A-My name is Agatha, my grade is 6th grade, and my homeroom is 420.

 Q-I have no cable, no computer, I go to bed at 6:45, I share a small room
with 7 other people, I got really sweaty in P.E,  and my pencil broke in
class. Should I tell anyone about this?
 A-Wow. This is very terrible. I would not tell anyone but your best friends 

(P.S. Please stop asking what my name is because my name is Agatha. Thanks!!)

hey! Welcome to 2009 ask Agatha!! Please put any questions in the ask Agatha
box in Mr. Renner's room. We'll answer any questions on this page. 

 Q- What is Agatha's real name?
 A- Well, this is hard to answer. My name has 6 letters, I am a 6th grader,
and it starts with an A.


 Q- Why won't people put questions in the Ask Agatha box?
 A- It's the beginning of the school year and people don't have problems
yet. But I bet in about a week there will be a lot of questions to answer.  

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