VALENTINE JOKES
What did the letter say to
the stamp? You send me.
What did the stamp say to
the envelope? I'm stuck on you.
Why did the banana go out
with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
What is a ram's favorite
song? I only have eyes for ewe, Dear
What is the difference
between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the
ocean? One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
If your aunt ran off to get
married, what would you call her? Antelope.
What did the light bulb say
to the switch? You turn me on.
What did the caveman give
his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!
What did the boy sheep say
to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day? I Love Ewe!
What did one light bulb say
to the other? I love you a whole watt!
What did the elephant say to
his girlfriend? I love you a ton!
What did the chocolate syrup
say to the ice cream? I'm sweet on you!