Mr. Peters is almost always calm
and pleasant.

Working with sixth graders is no
easy job as you can tell by Mr.
Peters' appearance.

There was a time when Mr. Peters
had hair to spare. He had to comb
it with TWO PICKS.

Now he combs his hair with
TOOTHPICKS.

(The wee people are some of his
children).

While touring Washington, D.C.
one spring, Mr. Peters allowed
the President and First Lady to
have a picture taken with him.

The only magazine to publish the
photo was the 'Daily Scandal'. It
ruined Mr. Peters' future in
politics. It didn't help them
much either.

As a naturalist, it is only
natural that he donates his time
to improving the environment.

Don't feed the alligators.

He is in demand as a tour guide
for many of the country's most
famous national parks.

They usually demand that he leave
immediately.

One of Mr.Peters' most valuable
archaeological treasures was
uncovered on his last trip to
Karnack (Texas).
He found it while digging for
fishing worms under a moss
covered cypress tree.

It is remarkably similar to the
Egyptian King, Tutankamen or King
Tut.

Our rare treasure shall be named
King Gut for obvious reasons.