Let Mrs. T. know if you have a good
baseball joke, and she will put it on the website!
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Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Batter.
Batter who?
Batter get a hit, or we'll lose the game!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Pitcher.
Pitcher who?
Pitcher sneakers on if you want to play!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Ball four.
Ball four who?
Ball four you, glove for me!
Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Defense.
Defense who?
Defense is too far away to hit the ball over!
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