ELANCO Elementary Band

 Band Jokes!

JUST KIDDING!
How does a musician brush his teeth?
What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?
Why do cows 'MOO'?
Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army base?
What's a "tuba for"?
Gone Chopin. Bach in a  minuet.

JUST KIDDING!
We thought we'd have some fun with this one and give you some 
musical 
jokes to try on your friends!
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How does a musician brush his teeth?
With a tuba toothpaste!
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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells
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What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?
A-flat minor
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Why do cows 'MOO'?
Because they don't have horns!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
Because they always ran around going "Bach!  Bach!  Bach!"
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army base?
A flat major.
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What's a "tuba for"?
1 1/2" by 3 1/2", unless you request a "full cut"
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Gone Chopin. Bach in a  minuet.

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