TeacherWeb

ELANCO Elementary Band



Top Divider


 Band Jokes!

 Frequently Asked Questions: This page contains answers to common questions of students and parents.
  1. JUST KIDDING!
  2. How does a musician brush his teeth?
  3. What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?
  4. What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?
  5. Why do cows 'MOO'?
  6. Why did Mozart kill his chickens?
  7. What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army base?
  8. What's a "tuba for"?
  9. Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.

JUST KIDDING!

We thought we'd have some fun with this one and give you some 
musical 
jokes to try on your friends!
Back to Top

How does a musician brush his teeth?

With a tuba toothpaste!
Back to Top

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells
Back to Top

What do you get when you drop a grand piano down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor
Back to Top

Why do cows 'MOO'?

Because they don't have horns!
Back to Top

Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach!  Bach!  Bach!"
Back to Top

What do you get when you drop a piano on an Army base?

A flat major.
Back to Top

What's a "tuba for"?

1 1/2" by 3 1/2", unless you request a "full cut"
Back to Top

Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.


Back to Top

Bottom Divider

My TeacherWeb
Last Modified: Friday December 12 2003
© 2000-2008 TeacherWeb, Inc.