Mr. Peters is almost always
calm and pleasant.

Working with eighth
graders is no easy
job as you can tell
by Mr. Peters'
appearance.

There was a time when
Mr. Peters had hair to
spare. He had to comb
it with TWO PICKS.

Now he combs his hair
with TOOTHPICKS.

(The wee people are some
of his children).

While touring
Washington, D.C. one
spring, Mr. Peters
allowed the President
and First Lady to
have a picture taken
with him.

The only magazine to
publish the photo was the
'Daily Scandal'. It ruined
Mr. Peters' future in
politics.

It didn't help the
President much either.

As a naturalist, it is only
natural that he donates his
time to improving the
environment.

Don't feed the alligators.

He is in demand as a
tour guide for many of
the country's most
famous national parks.

They usually demand that
he leave- immediately!

One of Mr.Peters' most
valuable archaeological
treasures was uncovered
on his last trip to
Karnack (Texas).

He found it while
digging for fishing
worms under a moss
covered cypress tree.

It is remarkably similar
to the Egyptian King,
Tutankamen, or King Tut.

Our rare treasure shall
be named King Gut
for obvious reasons.